I know that every time I turn on my television to take in some reality trash, I am going to get heated if either of these two is staring back at me:
(Hi, my name is Kim and I actually look NOTHING like this)
(Hi, my name is Courtney and I'M. A. MODEL.)
EXCUSE ME! DID YOU HEAR ME SAY I'M A MODEL?!
There's no way to write this post without sounding mean and bitter so I'm just going to dive right in...
Hey speaking of diving in let's talk about being a slut in an ocean...
Who would know about that?
Well duh ya'll.. Courtney from Season 832 (or whatever # it is) of the Bachelor
To say home girl is calculating every single move she makes and it's outcome would be the understatement of the century. No doubt she knew her naked ocean romp with Ben would not only make him ignore her vapid character a little more, but also guarantee her celeb wanna-be self some air time. I commend you Courtney. Your publicist is probably very proud.
And while we're on the topic of making a career out of nothing but a naked body...
I tried to remind you last week, but allow me to reiterate, THIS IS WHY KIM KARDASHIAN is famous! She had sex with Ray-J... Ray-J guys... he's Brandy's little brother... and by the dark, magical powers of Kris Jenner got a career and big bags of money out of it. Kudos to you Kardashians. Apparently you ARE the Amerian dream... (I just threw up a little)
So far I'd say these two are both winners in the "who do I hate more" battle
Add in Courtney's incredibly annoying habit of biting her lip every 13 seconds
And the fact that Kim is ALWAYS eating in "Kortney and Kim Take New York"
And there's really no way to decide a clear winner.
Guess that means I have equal disdain for both.
But this is America, and Kim has more money. So Courtney, YOU WIN! I will no longer be watching the Bachelor. Ben, you're a douche.
I know...
I'm just jealous because they are so pretty and famous.
Well allow me to compose a little list of famous, gorgeous women I think are fab:
Jessica Alba
Rihanna
Megan freaking Fox
Lisa Vanderpump (yes, I'm serious)
Mila Kunis
Jennifer Anniston
etc...
P.S. I loved Jessica Simpson when Newlyweds was a show
31 comments:
Oh I hear ya girl! Kim K is a slut and only got money and fame from being a slut. I don't see how a parent would keep exposing her child like that for a bit of cash. Bad parenting Kris. Of course, she's a pretty girl but only with all that makeup on. Anyone can look fabulous when you have billions of people doing your hair and makeup. Wonder how her life would be if she never made that tape with Ray-J
Okay I can't stand Courtney. I can't stand her so much, that you bringing up that stupid effing lip biting thing, is something that makes me want to crawl through the TV and kick her in the face. Wow, I sounded really angry, but I don't think I can watch the show anymore either. Ben is a total D Bag and she drives me nuts.
I thought this was too funny and yes Kim is ALWAYS eating I noticed that last week when I watched a few shows in a row..and Kris NEVER goes with her!!! Also, she can't be that great because she had sex with Ray J he wa in a club in Seattle and came back to my friends loft and she f#@ked Ray-J...so hrm...and I have pics of them together...so sorry Kim your screwing someone who does club goers...not hot! :)
This is so funny! I just wrote a post today about how much I loathe Kim kardASSian. She's a douche.
ugh. i'm so sick of the K klan. i hope they all fall off the face of the earth.
Hahaha! I noticed that Kim is always eating in those episodes too!!
Sam
Hahahaahah, that was when I love Jessica Simspon too. Their divorce was harder then my own parents:)
Kim Kardashian needs her ass kicked. That is all they did was eat.. eat.. eat.. and I fell in love with how funny Scott is when he's not loaded.
I stopped watching The Bachelor a few seasons ago, I think my health has improved. But I saw Ben, he's not attractive. I'm a douche.
haha love this. hate them both.
ahh I love this!
blegh. Kim K. is horrendous. The whole Kardashian clan is! No wonder other countries think America is full of bimbos! xoxo
"I didn't know strippers could play baseball."
ugh! i totally agree. courtney is just in it to win it. i will say this...her little skinny dipping romp made me want to go with her. i don't blame Ben for going in there with her...what 28 year old straight man would turn down a trip into the ocean naked? i don't know that many.
don't even get me started on kim kardashian. i hate when she talks about how busy she is with work...what work are you doing miss?
I do not like Kim either! All her shots of photoshopped!! It's not right to give girls the false pretense that she really looks like that.
She actually really disgusts me. The whole family is nuts and Kris just keeps letting their business hang out there in the stardom to get the cash.
Gross!
I am so with you on hating the Kardashians...especially Kim. Yea I'm so famous because I had sex with an R&B singer that not everyone has heard of. LOSER! I just can't with her.
I wish the Kardashians would just disappear!
OMG i totally agree!!! Courtney and Kim SUCK. :) But why so addicting to watch?!?! gah! and im in love with Megan fox and mila kunis. The end :)
Okay, I admit: I like the Kardashians. But, I despise Kim. She is worthless and instead of her, they should have had 2 Khloes.
Courtney is disgusting and evil and Ben, being a man, falls right into her trap. Stupid boys.
i love that jennifer b just said they should have had 2 khloes.
i willllll say, though, that i actually appreciate that kim is always eating. it's about time someone in hollywood eats. she looks like she eats and she works it (works it a little too well, as we all know). if only they'd stop photoshopping her, maybe so many american girls would stop vomiting after every meal?
but courtney....there is NOTHING good i can say about her.
Kim annoys me more than Courtney. At least Courtney's craziness makes me laugh sometimes.
For real!
I dont watch the Bachelor so I have to say Kim. I really really really can't stand her
AHHHH I cannot stand Courtney!!! She is the worse!
I'm not a fan of Kim, but I do love me some Kardashian reality tv... but she's definitely my least favorite.
Reality TV is trash.
I have never watched the kardashians (except a few minutes here and there of khloe and lamar, who I actually kind of like). the reason I don't watch them is because I don't care about them and I think they are a waste of my life
courtney? i hate her so hard. I just wish I could dropkick her. and ben it a turd, I think they are actually engaged right at this very moment, and I don't think it will last after the spotlight is off them and it will be bens own dumb fault for falling for her trap. He HAS to be an idiot to fall for it! I mean, anyone can see she is a moron! and MEAN! and really, not that pretty---- and maybe she would be pretty if she was nice but her attitude and personality make her very ugly. UGH.!!!!!!!!
LOL. this post made my day! Amen sista!!!
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I had a Kardash rant a while back on the blog...I am so sick of the Kardashs. I wish I could be famous for having sex. wait...
I don't watch the bachelor...so I know nothing of this Courtney character....but in my mind at this point at least 75% of the girls still trying to be on that show are in it for the fame.
Kim Kardashian makes me was to vomit. She has no discernible talent. No skill. And yeah...I'd be hot with plastic boobies and a hairstylist and makeup artist that followed me around.
That being said....I kind of like the rest of the family. Khloe and Lamar are just cute....and Bruce Jenner...I just want to save him
Ugh - not a fan of either! But if I had to choose...Courtney. yuck!
haha did you just add that PS? i love it! and i LOVE your "love" list - mila, jennifer, lisa, jess alba - these women are my favs too!
OMG Courtney is so obnoxious and I HATE kim - she might be the actual spawn of satan!
oh yeah...YOU are also on my love list! MUAH!
OMGGGGGGGG! Thank you for writing this post. Hubs and I watch the Kardashians and after this season concur that Kim K is a piece of shit. John loves the drama that Courntey brings to the Bachelor, but everything she does makes me want to punch a baby. She is so annoying. We really like Emily, but she is starting to make herself look bad by trying to rat out Courtney. Ugh!
oh girl. yes. I cant get over courtney..gotta hand it to her, the girl knows how to play a guy..the modeling world trained her well in the art if making other women feel inferior and raising herself up..i sometimes have to applaud her for it, no matter how much her side mouth movement and ocd lip biting drive me nuts. she is loony tunes though.
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