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Sunday, January 22, 2012

I Confess - No Rhyme or Reason

I Confess: I love working out (as much as a person can really love torture), but I hate going to the gym. I'd really rather not be observed sweating like a pig... or sneaking off the treadmill after walk/running .5 miles.



I Confess: I tend to reward myself with food. I'm painfully aware that this will probably translate into me having fat kids.

if my baby looks like this, I'm getting the dog too

I Confess: I was sad when Katy Perry and Russell Brand went public with their pending divorce. I felt real emotion over a separation of two people I have never and will never meet. Oh well, I think Travie McCoy's Stereo Heart only beats for Miss P still ; )


I Confess:When I'm driving in (i.e. sitting in) traffic, I want to roll down my window and yell "Can we all just agree to drive better? clear this WHOOLLLEEE problem right up!"



I Confess: I basically begged Daniel from MTV's reality show "Caged" to follow me on twitter. I'm not embarrassed. He's ridiculously hot.



I Confess: I would have loved to have asked someone to clean the snow off my car for me, but I'm trying that whole "I am woman. Hear me roar" thing.

where was this baby when I needed him?

I Confess: This song is making me smile a lot

21 comments:

Miss Chelsea said...

Ugh hate clearing snow off my car. It's the worst!
And I'm totally on board with the traffic announcement, I'd roll my window down and make a pact with you

Bethany said...

Omg. I confess: amen to all of these. I couldn't have written them better myself.

Jennifer said...

It really did stink when Katy and Russell announced the divorce. I liked them together even though she picks men who seem like COMPLETE opposites from herself.

Young and Fabulous said...

im just as upset that seal and heidi are split as i am about katy and russ! theyre all adorable :)

i wish i had a home gym so i could work out there instead of smelling peoples nasty food thats stuck on their clothes while they sweat next to me. SERIOUS pet peeve! hahah

i love the daniel caged story. LOVE! can you guys be together?

xoxox

Amber said...

I keep seeing all your tweets about this Caged show - I still haven't checked it out though. May have to google that one.

ashleigh said...

Ah same thing with the gym! I hate seeing people I know as I look like a red tomato running on the treadmill or plucking and punching air!

Monica said...

I definitely am not a fan of people seeing me sweat and I too was pretty sad about the breakup!

J and A said...

Loved this post. That T-swift song makes me happy too. And I adore working out but hate the gym. :)

twiggy@thedirtlife said...

fat kid: mommy!! i want my little debbie treat now.

mommy (i.e. you): did you earn it?

fat kid: yes! i cleaned my room and finished my homework and fed the dog and got the mail!

mommy: oh! WELL, then you get 4 little debbies!

fat kid: yay!!!

rayray said...

That baby clearly is on full feed. I don't think I could make my child that fat even if I tried. Look at that fat lump sticking out of his arm. That's not baby chub, that's fat!

Sarah said...

I totally reward myself with food. I didn't realize this of course, until I saw a poster on Pinterest that said you aren't a dog, don't reward yourself with food.' OUCH! haha I still do it thoughhh.... :)

Carly Ann said...

I agree about Daniel, he's pretty fracking attractive.

Sami said...

Omg Russell and Katy breaks my heart and so does Seal and Heidi! If my all time favorite celebrity couple Victoria and David split up then I'm pretty sure I won't believe in love :( but really! Come onnnn!!

Heather said...

Lol, that's the reason I do go to the gym. I assume if I quit early, people will judge me, so I end up doing a full work out.

elizalouise.bell said...

You crack me up. I love your confessions.

Michaela said...

Hehe...I hate the gym also :) And last week after a gigantic snow storm here, my car was literally FROZEN shut. It was ridiculous. I could have used that child, too haha! Love these posts!

NeuroticLover said...

I felt real emotion when I heard about Katy Perry and Russell Brand splitting too. And then was like, her and Travie McCoy should get back together. Lol.

Britt said...

I love this! I feel the same way about the gym too.

Ashley said...

love the whole "run/walk " haha - i'm with you. i'd rather sweat in private. went to hot yoga tonight and looked like MAN-BEAST after...not cute!

when we have kids, lets live close - so we can send them to baby boot camp and we chat about important things.....like celebrity gossip and Daniel! haha

Love you chica!

Elle Sees said...

oooh he is cute, but like 293852 years too young for me. he seems like such a good guy!!

Holly said...

I LOVE T. Swift!!

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