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Monday, January 16, 2012

I Confess- A Bit Sassy


I Confess: I do the jegging dance. You know the one I'm talking about... the shake, wiggle, and jiggle first to get them on then to keep them up all day. Contrary to what my friend's brother believes, we are sure it's not a "fat girl thing"
(Weezy F Baby needs to learn the dance ; )


I Confess: I randomly started thinking about Dawson's Creek the other day... and how completely off base and extremely dramatic that show was... then I got angry. Yes, I felt as a pre-teen, television should have been a little more honest with me about what teenage years would consist of.

(I mean COME. ON.)

I Confess: I accidentally hashtagged a tweet regarding men #sadnuttrue, intending it to say #sadbuttrue. When I noticed my mistake, I laughed... out loud... all alone in my car.




I Confess: I'd love to log into Pinterest one day and see a picture of myself. Oh my pipe dreams regarding minor celebrity status...



I Confess: I hate Kim Kardashian with a passion. Well ok, I only think about hating her while she's on tv. I may write an entire post about my hate.
(this is why she's famous. all I'm saying)

I Confess: I'm kind of obsessed with skulls, not real ones. I have a necklace with a bedazzled skull on it, a scarf with skulls made up of tiny flowers, and am wondering if I can find something similar to a skull sweater my friend at work was wearing. This is hopefully, most likely, probably a passing phase...


I Confess: I'm pretty aggressively trying to be retweeted by one of the guys from Caged on MTV. Yup, I think they are teenagers.



25 comments:

Samantha said...

I do the jegging dance almost daily!! Weezy needs some lessons on how to do the jegging jig.


Sam

Jennifer said...

I hate Kim too. Look how crappy she looks in that pic...talk about lots of surgery to enhance her looks....lol

Brooke said...

I saw the #sadnuttrue and laughed out loud all by myself too. Ah, twitter.

And those leggings at the top. I die.

Sami said...

My mom loves skulls too! She likes to call hersel a cool Mom and I make fun of her but it's kind of true! Everytime I come across a cool skull item I always get it for her! Also..I think just about everyone does the skinny jean dance. If you're not then I'm pretty sure they are too big haha

Amanda said...

Omg...sadnuttrue?!?! Hilarious!!

Anna said...

This may not be as funny to me in like two hours, but I'm sitting the library pretending to study and dying laughing at all of these. And I'm getting a huge stink eye from the guy three cubicles over. haha

Anna
owlsandlace.blogspot.com

Carolyn said...

Ahh the jegging dance. So much fun. :) I am totally rewatching Dawson's Creek right now on DVD (got the entire show for $20 the day after Thanksgiving! WHOA!) and I'm wondering how they even allowed preteens to watch that show. NOT what my high school was like. LOL

Monica said...

I admit I do the jegging dance too and I do NOT like Kim Kardashian at all!

Megan O'Dell said...

If it makes you feel better I think the Caged boys are actually in their early twenties! bye bye jail bait!

NeuroticLover said...

I saw your #sadnuttrue tweet and laughed out loud (alone) too. So really you were laughing with others! :)

Whitney @ Everything Happens For a Reason said...

I would love to see a pic of me that someone pinned lol

christine donee said...

I confess.

I just read this twice because the first time was so good, I needed to have another amazing laugh.

Lindsay said...

You are now a celebrity on Pinterest! :)

Britt said...

I feel the same way about Kim K too! She drives me nuts.

californiadreamin said...

Cant staaaaaand that twit, Kim K! Im totally following your tweets to that jail bait from Caged. Seriously , you crack me up girl! Get em', cougar! RAAWWR!

Young and Fabulous said...

risssy rissy rissy...dont you know? weezy cant do the wiggle jegging dance because he has such a big ding-a-ling...needs to hang somewhere ;-)

hahahahah i love your aggressive tweeting

oh and dawsons creek....siiighhhh...love that show

and love u

xoxoxo

Shaylynn;) said...

I confess.

I love those stupid Kardashians.

Shalyn said...

Kim K= EWWWWWWWWW

Tickled Pink said...

Haha I love the Kardashians. Have you seen the sex tape? And is that picture the Caged guy you were twittering about the night? girl- get back to William from Bachelor! :)

Mugdha said...

These always brighten my day. I definitely do the jegging dance, haha.

Sabrina Says said...

HAHAHA ding a ling!!! haha I hope when Erica and Kurt play their "game" I hope she calls it a ding a ling!!!

I love your confessions. I never watched dawsons creek... was I miss out?

Oh and I do the jegging dance ALLL the time! I know I look silly, but do I care? Not one bit!

Ashley said...

your last one had me DYING....i love that you are "pretty aggressively" trying to retweeted by a teenager! so fun!

i love skulls too!! and i totally just ordered a handcuff necklace....diiiirty! ;)

Jordie said...

I do the jegging dance too! I hate it when people tell me jeggings/leggings/tights aren't pants.. they totally are! haha x

Shalyn said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHhahahahahaha Erica makes me laugh! That is the best comment ever. Can't top that.

Fierce Fabulous Fit said...

I just found your blog and let's just say I've done NOTHING my 1st 45 minutes of work but read it!!

I hate Kim too. She's wayyyy to dumb and annoying!! You're right about why she's famous. Sex tape and her mama's money greed!! ;)